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Little-TON - Colorado

I need help with a soil test for my fellow grower.....Ole LongBeard.......

His test results came back strange stuff???.....

Helium level = 10 Atmospheres Suggest increase to 25AT over 90 days.

% PolyVinyl Chloride 65.7%
% Latex = 17.7%
PSI= VH. Suggested inflation rate 55PSI cold. Do not over inflate.
2 Rayon Belts/1 Cross Nylon
Est Circ 52.5"

Could someone please help, he has tried to grow pumpkins in the past but has ended up with beachballs. I have never seen a pumpkin with nipples.......lol

Perhaps thats why Santa brought him a blowanator for Xmas....

I would really appreciate some help here.
Thanks

1/10/2007 4:11:16 PM

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You sure he was tesing soil & not swill? YIKES!

1/10/2007 8:41:44 PM

Somers, CT

Warning: Do not climb in and try and fly away. A couple made the 2006 Darwin Awards by doing this. They were found dead of helium exphixiation. Luckily they died peacefully. On a side note, maybe using helium balloons to float the pumpkin into the back of the pickup may be a good idea.

1/11/2007 10:28:14 AM

Little-TON - Colorado

Maybe I'm confused with "blowing up" a pumpkin.......
Master LongBeard is now giving me the EVIL EYE...Im sure.........Im in trouble.....again.

1/11/2007 12:50:56 PM

Garden State Pumpkins, little egg harbor

Wiz...Colorada nust be having to much snow....not for nothing the east coast wish you would quit hoarding all that "poor man's nitrogen" and send a little..and I mean a little our way..anyway sounds like longbeard has been digging in that snow and sent his wife's tire in for sampling...

1/11/2007 10:51:26 PM

Boulder County Colorado USA planet Earth

Remember stay AWAY fro yellow snow.

1/11/2007 11:51:26 PM

Colorado

Speaking of YELLOW SNOW - Never ever let THE WIZ near
your pumpkin :)----LB

1/12/2007 11:47:01 AM

Little-TON - Colorado

LongBeard..... it is still considered to be foliar feeding.. you know vitamin P .....and it WILL help to grow big..... )>---

1/12/2007 12:39:02 PM