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i am 39 years old and i live in massachusetts

i am looking for help please

if any messages needed to be communicated with me, this thread is the place to do it

i am severely autistic and have had massive brain damage

thank you

5/19/2026 3:57:08 PM

Grittyville, WA

how can we help?

5/19/2026 5:10:05 PM

i am an alien and i have come on planet Earth and i do not know who to contact that i am here

i do not want to contact any government or reporters and i do not know who i should make aware of my presence

i have people hunting me down and i am staying hidden but i need to make good people aware that i am here

please help

5/20/2026 4:58:14 AM

C N Y

LK, what's this 'we' crap', lol??!
Actually, my kinda gal! Haaaaa...

5/20/2026 9:44:58 AM

Please I need help if anyone knows what I am talking about please I need help please please please

i am not a Joiner

i am not part of any club

Nor do I wish to be part of any club

This account was created in 2017 in case of absolute emergency

5/20/2026 10:30:50 AM

https://www.bigpumpkins.com/MsgBoard/ViewThread.asp?b=3&p=600485

5/20/2026 10:35:10 AM

Grittyville, WA

Figured it was the FBI trolling me. We all need help, right?

5/20/2026 12:34:57 PM

Please I am not trolling anyone

i am classified information

yes that is why humans have hands so that they can reach out and help one another and I am asking you all to please please please help me the rest of the internet has been infected and this account was made in 2017 in case of an absolute emergency and so here I am using my in case of an absolute emergency

5/20/2026 12:45:01 PM

South Bloomfield, Ohio

Geez, they're everywhere these days.

5/20/2026 1:52:16 PM

i am a sole human being

the copies of me are the deepledoppers

5/20/2026 2:23:52 PM

Germany

Found it :) ....so, here we go:
In 2017 (link to thread above), somewhere it reads "Can I still be a part of this community, please?"
In 2026, just a few lines above, it reads "i am not a Joiner i am not part of any club Nor do I wish to be part of any club"...

5/20/2026 3:01:16 PM

In 2017 I was being polite and making it clear that I am no Gardener and know nothing about pumpkins, but asking if it was still okay to post on this website because I did not want to break any terms and conditions

by Joiner I am not part of any dark occult practicesSome people sell their souls to get into those kinds of clubs

I am Sovereign and no one is the Arbiter of my reality but me

I hope that clears things up pumpking

5/20/2026 3:48:57 PM

New England

Went from alien to human, Kree or Skrull? Got a gardening question?

5/20/2026 5:20:40 PM

hi country boy,

some humans are alien

soul origin, not all souls are earth souls

i had to look up what kree or skrull means, i am not familiar with modern pop culture

this is the ultimate battle between good and evil, technology vs. freedom

i have a little raised bed garden, but i am not very good at growing things. once, i grew a cucumber, and some cherry tomatoes, and an eggplant.

gardening seems like it wld be fun

but i have a lot on my plate to deal with

i appreciate a place to post as this is calming me down

bc tomorrow is just another day

what a beautiful day in new england today!

i wanted to go take a dunk in the river but did not have enough time!

5/20/2026 6:53:50 PM

C N Y

Nothing like a good dunk.
Aww, crap, that reminds me...

5/21/2026 12:57:29 AM

I do not drink alcohol at all, zero. the only time I have had a drink in the past 15 years, was at my two cousins weddings, last one was in July 2019 and when I had drinks at that wedding when I went to bed that night I had visions of three men that were coming to murder me. I'm not sure why people like to drink alcohol it tastes horrible and i see no benefits.

I do drink a significant amount of kombucha, And there is alcohol in kombucha from the natural fermentation process but it is about .5% so it is not like that is intoxicating to me

i think mr. amoeba gets drunk tho

5/21/2026 5:01:43 AM

the time codes are 9-15, 15-21, 21-3, 3-9

none of you know how to tell time

5/21/2026 9:08:38 AM

Germany

Oh well, Bill Haley already knew how to tell time (in some way), just divide a day into four quarters. ...and with the 4/4 in mind, Rock Around the Clock was born.

5/21/2026 10:31:32 AM

There was a guy who went to speak at MIT about how a day is actually composed of 4 days but the thing is MIT actually had him there as a joke to make fun of him but the truth is a day is actually composed of 4 days

i use a 5/4 timecode bc this is mi

5/21/2026 11:57:43 AM

see gene ray time cube theory

5/21/2026 11:58:51 AM