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Thursday, October 29, 2015
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marley
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Massachusetts
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Entry 209 of 209 |
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won�t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: �I have a question to ask, but I don�t want to offend you.�
She answers, �My son, you cannot offend me. When you�re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have,
you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I�m sure that there�s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.�
�Well, I�ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.� She responds, �Well, let�s see what we can do about that�
1) You have to be single and
2) You must be Catholic.�
The cab driver is very excited and says, �Yes, I�m single and Catholic!�
�OK� the nun says. �Pull into the next alley.�
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
�My dear child,� said the nun, �why are you crying?�
�Forgive me, but I�ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I�m married and I�m Jewish.�
The nun says, �That�s OK. My name is Kevin and I�m going to a Halloween party!�
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